Playlist:
1. Frank Sinatra - Let's Face The Music and Dance* (My Way - The Best Of)
2. Matchbox 20 - Mad Season (Mad Season)
3. Fun Lovin' Criminals - Up On The Hill (Live in Dusseldorf)
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Love Rollercoaster (Beavis & Butthead Do America soundtrack)
5. David Holmes - Tess* (Ocean's Eleven soundtrack)
6. Coldplay - The Scientist (A Rush of Blood to the Head)
7. Fun Lovin' Criminals - Love Unlimited* (100% Colombian)
8. Patrick King - One Note Song (Tenacious E)
9. Andrew Watson & Patrick King - Tribute (Now That's What I Call Sh** 85)
10. Patrick King & Moby - I'm The Doctor (DJ Yeti Remix) (In Search of the Wookie)
11. Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas (The Best Of)
12. Dave Matthews Band - I Did It (Everyday)
13. Jurassic 5 - Swing Set (Quality Control)
Highlights: Now into our 5th edition of Bankrupt radio, 7 months on, this still stands as our best show by far. High points: 'The Right Game', in which the public (well Bailey & some random guy) got to second-guess our sarcasm in the premiere show; a rundown of the best and worst music, tv and film of the year; the first trailer for Bailey Fallon's 'The Pervert'; an advert for Barry White's 'Love Machine Viagra'; The Top 10 children's cartoons of all time - as voted for by members of the school (see the full list below); the world exclusive first ever play of Patrick King's collaboration with Moby, 'I'm The Doctor'; a truly awful acoustic version of Tenacious D's 'Tribute'; Bailey's guide to Christmas i.e. a time when "I get given free stuff and I use free stuff"; a world exclusive interview with Steven Hawking; some classic moments from Dr Who; some brand new prank phone calls and a hilarious 'Christmas Carol: Bankrupt style'!!
For More Audio Clips Visit The Downloads Page
THE PERVERT TRAILER
This January, the creator of 'The Photographer' and the director of 'My Name Is Damien' takes you on a journey beyond your wildest nightmares. The Times calls it "terrifying". The Guardian says "neither you nor he will sleep for weeks". The Telegraph is convinced it is "frighteningly realistic", while the Evening Standard calls it "completely f***ed up". Are you ready to experience the scariest film of the year? Bailey Fallon is 'The Pervert'. Rated 18. At cinemas January 10th. It's the film everyone's dying to see.
A CHRISTMAS CAROL: BANKRUPT STYLE
written by Andrew Watson
starring:
Andrew Watson - Narrator
Patrick King - Ebeneezer Illman
Bailey Fallon - P.E.R. Vert
READ TRANSCRIPT
Once upon a time, in the early 21st Century, in a London Manor, lived Ebeneezer Illman. Everyday in the run-up to Christmas, Ebeneezer went out to the streets to spread the good will and cheer to his fellow citizens.
Ebeneezer
Feck off dickheads.
To which they replied-
Beggars
But it's Christmas.
To which he replied-
Ebeneezer
Bah, humbug.
At the same time, there lived a poor little bugger, Peter Egon Ricardo Vert. He spent December looking after the reindeer and watching 'Santa Claus is c***ing to town' once every other day. On Christmas Eve, little Verty went to see Ebeneezer at his home. Verty was especially wearing his spandex elve trousers in order to make a big impression. As he came up to the door, Verty began to hear some weird noises from inside the house.
Ebeneezer
Rock the Casbah. Everybody! Rock the Casbah.
To which Verty replied-
Verty
I don't give a f***.
No that isn't what he said, is it Verty? Verty slowly lifted up his middle finger and looked through the wondow. Verty knocked on the door and a few moments later, he was confronted by a tall man in a Bigfoot costume.
Ebeneezer
What the feck do you want?
To which Verty replied-
Verty
F*** off and eat s*** you hairy monkey f***ing yeti.
No that isn't what he said. He said-
Verty
Sorry…for disturbing…you…Mr Illman. I was just wondering …if you'd…like to…make a donation to the Winnie the Pooh children's fund.
To which Ebeneezer replied-
Ebeneezer
Children…huh…insolent little creatures.
To which Verty replied-
Verty
F*** you, you hairy yeti.
No that isn't what he said is it? He pleaded for Illman's money. To which Ebeneezer replied-
Ebeneezer
Bah, humbug.
- as he slammed the door in poor Peter's face.
Verty was so disheartened by this, that very evening, he refused to sleep in the house and instead spent the night in the stable with the reindeer.
Donkey
Eeyore!
Back at the Manor, Ebeneezer was busy making preparations for the following day's Christmas pheasant hunting.
Ebeneezer
There's no such thing as pheasant hunting. It's pheasant shooting.
Having finished the latest issue of 'Country Life', Ebeneezer went to bed that night with a goofy grin on his face. Late that night, Ebeneezer heard voices calling from outside his room. He was terrified…until he realised he had left Radio 2 on in the living room.
But sure enough, on the 24th second, of the 24th minute, of the 24th hour, of the 24th day, Ebeneezer was visited by not one, not two but three luminous green poltergeists. The ghost of Dr Junkie, who was played by Bob Dylan; the ghost of Mr Friendly, who was played by Farnsworth Bentley and the ghost of Gratuitious Violence, who was played The Godfather, aka Marlon Brando. They each offered invaluable advice as to what Ebeneezer should do the following day if he wished to redeem himself. The ghost of Dr Junkie told him to deliver marijuana to the orphaned children; the ghost of Mr Friendly urged him to ask out Verty and the ghost of Gratuitious Violence advised him to hack off his own head with a pickaxe. Ebeneezer said but two words throughout-
Ebeneezer
Bah, humbug.
Indeed. As each of the ghosts disappeared, Ebeneezer grew more and more insane. And after Mr Brando had gone, Ebeneezer was shocked to discover a dismembered horse's head lying next to him in bed, drenched in pig's blood.
When Ebeneezer woke up the next morning, he opened the curtains to find that it was snowing. But it wasn't any ordinary snow. Oh no. It was technicoloured snow. Ebeneezer realised that his reconciliation had had a huge impact on the world. The sky was full of pheasants; the Mafia were running for President; the radio was playing good music and as for little Peter Egon Ricardo Vert: he went bankrupt, had a digestive for Christmas dinner and was arrested for perverse e-mails. He later died after falling off a tree while looking through binoculars into someone's window.
Poor little bugger.
And that's the end of that chapter.
THE TOP 10 CHILDREN'S CARTOONS OF ALL TIME (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER)