The Review of Andrew's Movie, "Bankrupt"!!

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So, you want to know what Bankrupt is about?  After having read the script, to sumarise, the plot introduces the audience into the world of organized crime.  The plotline follows the story or a gangster and his troubles.  Filled with the need of revenge and also in need of cash (hence the title bankrupt)  He  goes in search for the cash he needs to set his place for life.



Here is what I thought of the film.  The title is Bankrupt.  I hope Andrew  becomes bankrupt.  This film is so rubbish it makes the Pokemon 2 look good.  I plead with the audience not to see this film.  After watching the intro it made me wish the credits would come.  By the time I was half way through the film I pleaded for someone to hand you a gun to shoot yourself.  By the time the credits came I was on the floor in agony hoping a passing lightning bolt would strike me down, although I had considered the possibility of having slept through the whole film.  No such luck.  I had seen everything, and I was particularly annoyed that I hadn't slept.  The pain was too much for any form of slumber.  Please do not release this film.  PLEASE!!!!!  



Best bit of film: Credits

Worst bit of film: Beginning, knowing you have a while to go till the credits



Will this film make money:  Yes, but only for the other film companies, once the audience has seen this film it will make even Pokemon look good.



Soundtrack: Cheap/Stolen, DOWNLOADED ILLEGALLY!!!!

Plot:  Stolen from other bad cop dramas, you know, those old 60s imported US ones!

Should you buy it:  Yes, ideal for tortures e.g. Osama or even Sadam.